GIVEAWAY: Favorite Chemistry Joke

Post your favorite chemistry joke to be entered to win a Building Atoms and Isotopes App, Chemistry Formula App, Mystical Tree or Mystical Garden!

Here are some to get you started:

  • Atom:  I’d like to report a missing electron. Policeman:  Are you sure? Atom:  Yes, I’m positive!
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
  • What type of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear.
  • What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
  • What should you do with bad chemistry jokes? Barium.

3 Responses to “GIVEAWAY: Favorite Chemistry Joke”

  1. alons says:

    que bien estaeste sitio gracias

  2. Leslie Barr says:

    Why are ice cubes so smart? They have 32 degrees!

  3. Sandra says:

    A bully walks up to Argon and starts harassing him. Argon doesn’t react.

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