GIVEAWAY: Favorite Chemistry Joke

Post your favorite chemistry joke to be entered to win a Building Atoms and Isotopes App, Chemistry Formula App, Mystical Tree or Mystical Garden!

Here are some to get you started:

• Atom:  I’d like to report a missing electron. Policeman:  Are you sure? Atom:  Yes, I’m positive!
• A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
• What type of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear.
• What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
• What should you do with bad chemistry jokes? Barium.

3 Responses to “GIVEAWAY: Favorite Chemistry Joke”

1. alons says:

   November 14, 2012 at 2:20 am

   que bien estaeste sitio gracias

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2. Leslie Barr says:

   February 8, 2013 at 3:03 pm

   Why are ice cubes so smart? They have 32 degrees!

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3. Sandra says:

   February 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm

   A bully walks up to Argon and starts harassing him. Argon doesn’t react.

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